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Real Gs know that focusing on your breath is cool, but remembering Dre is the fastest path out of samsara.

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Real Gs know that focusing on your breath is cool, but remembering Dre is the fastest path out of samsara.

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This truckstop graffiti is so relatable! The narrator tries to shit but only farted! I wonder what happened next?

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This truckstop graffiti is so relatable! The narrator tries to shit but only farted! I wonder what happened next?

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Blue’s Clues. Bluey. Children crave azure pupperinos with lessons to share.

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Blue’s Clues. Bluey. Children crave azure pupperinos with lessons to share.

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A dog by any other name would still be a *very* good boy.

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A dog by any other name would still be a *very* good boy.

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@amiserabilist I’m so sorry! I hope it’s a bloodless affair!

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@amiserabilist I’m so sorry! I hope it’s a bloodless affair!

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@amiserabilist What happened yesterday?

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@amiserabilist What happened yesterday?

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@amiserabilist Relatable af

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@amiserabilist Relatable af

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@amiserabilist The saying is “six of one and half a dozen of the other.” I halved it and made a joke about shrinkflation.

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@amiserabilist The saying is “six of one and half a dozen of the other.” I halved it and made a joke about shrinkflation.

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@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey

Thank you so much! 😊

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@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey

Thank you so much! 😊

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@Lyle I think some diggity is definitely required, yeah.

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@Lyle I think some diggity is definitely required, yeah.

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We applaud people who claim to have no diggity, but to live the examined life a measure of diggity is required.

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We applaud people who claim to have no diggity, but to live the examined life a measure of diggity is required.

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Times are so hard it’s now “three of one and a quarter dozen of the other.”

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Times are so hard it’s now “three of one and a quarter dozen of the other.”

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I can’t believe they had sex symbol Wilford Brimley promoting diabeetus like he was Joe Fucking Camel.

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I can’t believe they had sex symbol Wilford Brimley promoting diabeetus like he was Joe Fucking Camel.

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Jesus: Pick up your cross and follow me.
Guy who sleeps under a weighted blanket: Oh hell yeah!

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Jesus: Pick up your cross and follow me.
Guy who sleeps under a weighted blanket: Oh hell yeah!

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The cool thing about follower counts is it provides a way of measuring how much we are loved compared to others.

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The cool thing about follower counts is it provides a way of measuring how much we are loved compared to others.

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You really only need to get t boned once to hate driving in the rain.

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You really only need to get t boned once to hate driving in the rain.